Gwyneth Paltrow Is Selling New And Bizarre Fragrance Inspired By Her Genitalia

Carla Harmon
January 14, 2020

The Politician actress is actually selling candles that smell like her vagina on Goop and, no, that's not a joke.

Goop's "This Smells Like My Vagina" candle made its debut on the website in January 2020 and they couldn't keep them in stock for long as they soldout completely within minutes.

It's called "This Smells Like My Vagina", and is described as a "funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected" scent.

The candle divided lesbians and women who have sex with women online, with some declaring it the "perfect gift for any lesbian", because "nothing smells like home like ya babe's vagina". Which, if we're talking ingredients, translates to a sensual blend of "geranium, citrusy bergamot, and cedar absolutes juxtaposed with Damask rose and ambrette seed".

The product - which is really for sale and has really sold out - costs $75.00, meaning that unfortunately the scent of Paltrow's genitals is reserved only for those of us lucky enough to boast deliciously large bank accounts. She's a fragranced fire-stick labelled "This Smells Like My Vagina".

If you're wondering how one might capture much less define such a scent, gynecologist and resident Goop-debunker Jennifer Gunter kept it simple on Twitter: "As an expert in vaginal health, I am not sure I would associate all those scents with a normal vagina".

The Goop website says: "This candle started as a joke between perfumer Douglas Little and GP".

"The first time I tried v-steaming, I was like, 'This is insane, '" she told the Cut. "Time to get @therock to sell candles that smell like his b****", Ray wrote on Instagram alongside a screenshot of a report about Paltrow's latest product.

Thankfully, the product description dives into how the title for the candle came about.

Netflix dropped the trailer for Gwyneth Paltrow's upcoming show The Goop Lab last week. Gwyneth admitted she and Brad weren't sleeping collectively as a lot because of this.

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